I'm going to buy a shed outright. No mortgage, no loan, no stamp duty, no worries. It's going to be my shed and my space and I'm going to defend it with the dexterity of NATO. Because I need space. A shed kind of space.
Don't ask me what I'm going to put in it. Maybe nothing but a table and chair. Maybe stock pile it with dehydrated 'value' food and 'value' tins of food from the supermarket and stay in it for about 5 years like some existential Robinson Crusoe.
Our garden is large enough for a shed to not really get in the way. Unlike our house which is large but not enough for me not to be in the way. So I'm going to buy a shed for my garden online.
I've discovered that garden furniture and tools can be expensive, especially sheds, as I thought seeing they were made of just some planks of wood and tarpaulin they'd be pretty cheap. Then again, for something I could potentially live in, without the hassle of paying council tax and water bills for, a shed seems like a good deal.
For now I've decided to create a fantasy shed, listing in order of preference the things I'd like to put in it. Firstly a chair, then a table, then an electric extension lead so I can run a kettle, stereo music system and recharge my mobile telephone. I don't think I'd need a television because that would be too much of the outside world in my little shed free state.
To make it easier on the rest of the household I might involve them more in the purchase of garden products, but that would be to smokescreen them from the confines of my wonderful shed. It wouldn't be a case of disallowing them entry to the garden shed that I bought on the web, but more distracting them so they wouldn't really be bothered about going in the shed.
Perhaps a nice new hose coil for easier watering of plants, some garden decking or even a new set of garden chairs with a parasol that I could easily buy online.
I would also be cautious about allowing any acquaintances inside my shed. My friends could get jealous of my wonderful private space and launch some kind of attack, perhaps a subtle manoeuvre like leaving their wallet behind so as to come back by nightfall under the guise of getting it back but really to infiltrate the harmonic atmosphere of the shed and just sort of hang around there and make it like their own garden shed that they actually bought online.
I need to compare garden furniture. So far I've compared prices on a range of garden equipment online and as for sheds, there's a range so huge that the top end more resemble split level luxury alpine chalets. The bottom end are quite frankly little wooden boxes; so I'm going for a middle sized shed, a couple of windows, maybe a modest porch, then I shall commence rebuilding my life, disturbed by no one, in beautiful isolation.
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